Wisdom from SIMS

 
Oft times I find myself the object of ridicule or friendly good-natured mocking for my devotion to my SIMS (I play SIMS 3 and have most of the expansion packs). Say what you will, but those little bundles of computer pixels sure can offer up a lot of good advice about living life. Don’t believe me? Here are some random examples of wisdom from the SIMS:

 

• Not many people actually have fun cleaning.

 

• You can ignore your friends, but then they’ll all go away and you’ll be sad.

 

• Don’t even think about woohooing until the relationship is high enough on the grid.

 

• You really can live on nothing but cereal.

 

• There’s just not a lot of time to do fun stuff when you have to worry about making money.

 

• Everybody watches a celebrity.

 

• If the relatives move in and there aren’t enough beds, nobody’s happy.

 

• Appliances break.

 

• You can’t please everyone. Some people just won’t like you. It’s all in the character traits.

 

• People rock out if you know how to play the guitar.

 

• Laundry accumulates.

 

• The house isn’t finished until the walls are painted and it has a roof.

 

• Shower after you work out. If you’re smelly nobody will talk to you.

 

• Most people only work so they can buy more stuff.

 

• It’s only fun until somebody sets the room (or themselves) on fire.

 

And, perhaps most importantly –

 

• Never, never, NEVER pee yourself in public.

 

See? Wisdom. And here you thought I was just wasting my time.

 

 

Being in love is like peeing in your pants… everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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