Betsy! Psst! Betsy! *jumps* What? Who’s there? Betsy! Over here! *looks around* Blogosphere? Is that you? Of course it’s me. Keep your voice down. What? Why? Just do it. *Blogosphere slinks further into the post* *glares* Where in the hell have you been? *blush* Well, it’s been such a rough couple of weeks, and.. Rough […]
Busy, Busy
September 6, 2011 by Leave a Comment
And then I have to… Betsy! But first I should retweet…and then I have to comment on… Yo, Betsy! Oh! Oh! I can’t forget to post… BETSY! What!?! Oh. It’s you. Hello, Blogosphere. Were you just going to ignore me? Ignore you? Ignore you? How the heck can I ignore you? Well, it’s just that– […]
HOLD ME Countdown – Battle Plans
August 14, 2011 by 4 Comments
Private Horvath! What? Who?…. Blogosphere? Is that you? I am Sergeant Blogosphere, Private, and the appropriate response to my calling you is “Sir, yes Sir.” What is this? I cain’t HEAR you! Um…Sir. Yes, uh, sir. Fair enough. Now front and center, Private and make it snappy. ::moves forward:: Um, yeah? Stand at attention when […]
Pre-Countdown Decoration Post
July 31, 2011 by 2 Comments
Don we now our gay aparrel…. Blogosphere? Fa la la la la la la la la… Blogosphere? What are you doing? Hey, yo. Bets. Pretty good, eh? What…what is all of this? I’m decoratin’ Decoratin’? *shakes head* I mean, you’re decorating? Yeah. And singing…Christmas carols? Yeah. Um…why? Because…*turns. stares* Hello, I’m getting ready. Duh. O-kay…Ready […]
Some Commitment Issues
June 14, 2011 by 6 Comments
*twittering* *chirping* *chatter* Yo! …I KNOW! I can’t BELIEVE that Brooke Shields…wait. *shifts to new browser tab* Oh. It’s you. Hello. Betsy. Blogosphere. What are you doing here? Well, I kinda thought we had a…date. Did we? *crosses arms* Today’s Tuesday. You know, time for a blog post. Three times a week, remember? I […]
Touring With The Blogosphere
May 18, 2011 by 4 Comments
Blogosphere! *distant whispering and chatter* Hey! Blogosphere! I’m here! *some laughter* Blogosphere! Get your butt over here! *stomps foot* Yo! What? Blogosphere, aren’t you supposed to interview me today? Uh…huh? Didn’t I slip you that twen…I mean, didn’t we make arrangements a couple of days ago? Uh, yeah. I guess so. *rattles files* I don’t know […]
